Interesting sms !!! (Can be used on facebook)

# Facebook fun :-
  A Man Joined FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
“WTF Dad”
Man Replied: what does WTF mean?
Son Replied: “Welcome To Facebook
Cool sms, Social sms, latest sms 
 
# April fool -
  31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools..

# Kiss !! :-o
  If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

# Cute !
   If u save this msg, it means I”m cute. If u edit this, I”m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i”m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i”m cute!
 
# Reality !
  A girl may not help u 2 get lot of marks but marks may help u 2 get lot of girls
so love yr studies, not girls
“Boys Future Care Committee”
Studies SMS, Study Hard SMS

# :D :D Husband and wife !
  A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife
Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.
Husband told Wife
“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,
Be strong I LOVE YOU.”
Wife said:
He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,
need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG
I LOVE YOU TO…
husband: WTF

# Good luck sms !
  Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.

# Best friend !
A best friend can change your life without considering your
social status or physical attributes. A best friend will always
stand by your side whenever you need him whether in happiness or
during low time..

# Jokes !
    A best friend can change your life without considering your
social status or physical attributes. A best friend will always
stand by your side whenever you need him whether in happiness or
during low time..!!